Wednesday, August 8, 2007

How to catch genital herpes

To catch genital herpes, the first step is to have low self esteem. See ladies, this is when you spread your legs for love, just because he says "Aww boo you mean so much to me" just to fill that void you have always been missing due to the fact that your daddy never gave you the attention you need. Slap on that mac makeup, slop up those lips with that dior gloss and put on your "fuck me pumps." To ensure you stand out from all those other girls, maybe wear that mini skirt and show off those 6 grand titties you bought....we cannot wait until we are thirty, now can we?!? If you can get away with it, say you are a virgin but SOO tiiired of being the onlyy virgin amoung your friends.

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