Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Michael Vick's Latest Confession: A Dog gave me Genital Herpes


Atlanta Georgia. A press conference meant to focus on showing remorse took an ugly turn when Michael Vick veered from his prepared statement. He began by apologizing to his teammates, the league and to all the children who look up to him. Then in a shocking twist, Vick began sobbing and said, "Baby, I'm so sorry. It was the only way we could be together."

"The bitch gave me genital herpes but I still love her." Vick ended the press conference by making sure everyone was clear that his love interest was a female dog thus proving he isn't gay...read more

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Men!!!!I don't know what to say you about that but if you know you've an herpes virus maybe you can find an Online Pharmacy remedie...I did when I had genital herpes last year.

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