Monday, August 6, 2007

Man U in Community Shield Herpes Scare


WEMBLEY (Heewack News Network) -- The entire Manchester United football team has been quarantined following a massive herpes outbreak caused when an unnamed infected player kissed the Community Shield following the team's victory over Chelsea FC.

The herpes outbreak followed an energetic Community Shield match here against defending EPL champions Chelsea. The teams traded first-half goals, with Florent Malouda answering the Giggs goal. Manchester United won the penalty shootout 3-0 with keeper Edwin van der Saar stopping all three Chelsea attempts.read more

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